Patches: “I’ve known Deanna all my life. She keeps me looking spiffy.”

Maizy: “There’s only one groomer in my life. I’m devoted to Deanna.”

Spucky: “After my bath, I do my happy dance.”

Tiny: “I was kicked out of two grooming salons. Deanna believed in me. She just whispered sweet nothings into my ears, and I was hers.”

Loki: “The water temperature is just right.”

Loki: “After my shower, I’m just a marshmallow. All I want is affection and a nap.”

Tiger: “Shower time! I’m game!”

Tiger: “Tummy rubs, back rubs, chin rubs — all are a treat for me.”

Kooper: “I’m pretty mellow in the bath.”